Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.