What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.