What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just bearly”.
What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.