What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.