What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!