What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.