What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.