What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.