Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.