Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.