What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.