I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...