Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.