What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"