How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.