Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.