Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.