What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.