What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.