What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.