How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.