Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.