How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.