What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
My lobster's name is:
Claude
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"