I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic