What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president?
Barack Ollama.
Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history?
Osama Bin Llama.
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but I was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
I must have phoned Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.