What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!