What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your highness.
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
Neck-romance-y.
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
I had a bet on a giraffe race yesterday but my selection lost.
It was nowhere near winning – it lost by a neck.
What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
Because they’re naturally high.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
Let me warn you, it’s a long one.
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
An introvert elephant and an emo giraffe walked into a bar.
They couldn’t fit in.
What happened when the two giraffes had a race?
It was neck and neck.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.