Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")