Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”