Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.