What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.