What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.