What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!