What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.