What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.