Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.