Duck Puns

These duck puns are sure to make you quack up!

Duck Puns

What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:

1. James Pond

2. Quack Sparrow

3. Duck Norris

4 Quacks-a-Lot

5 Quackhead

6 Quacko

7. Quackers

8. Nutquacker

9. Quacker Jack

10. Quack Efron

11. Quack Black

12. Moby Duck

13. Quackula

14. Sir Duckington

15. Eggbert

16. Quackers

17. Duckleberry Finn

18. Quacker Jack

19. Lucky Duck

20. Cheese and quackers

21. Quaker Jack

22. Duckingham Palace

23.Waddles

24. Quackie Chan

25 Firequacker
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!