What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”