Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.