What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.