Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
A dry humper.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
A camel can work all week without drinking..
A man can drink all week without working.
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.