I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
A camel can work all week without drinking..
A man can drink all week without working.
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
A dry humper.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump