What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Don't worry, bee happy!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.