Bee Puns

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Bee Puns

What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.