What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.