What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.