What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.