Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.