What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.