What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”