What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.