What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.