How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.