What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.