I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
After all is sled and done.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I only have ice for you!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Can I Alp you?
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The weather outside is snow joke.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!