We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Whatever coats your boat.
It’s a winterful day!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Skiing is believing!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
That was thaw-some!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
It was mitten in the stars.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
I only have ice for you!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Variety is the ice of life.