What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
It’s a winterful day!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Variety is the ice of life.
That was thaw-some!
Skiing is believing!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
It was mitten in the stars.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
You’re sledding a fine line there.