What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
After all is sled and done.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Can I Alp you?
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
It’s a winterful day!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
We've reached the point of snow return.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I only have ice for you!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
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