I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
After all is sled and done.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Skiing is believing!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
It’s a winterful day!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Whatever coats your boat.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
That was thaw-some!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
The weather outside is snow joke.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
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