If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Can I Alp you?
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Skiing is believing!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
After all is sled and done.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I only have ice for you!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
That was thaw-some!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
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