What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
That was thaw-some!
Whatever coats your boat.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
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