What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Can I Alp you?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Variety is the ice of life.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The weather outside is snow joke.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
It’s a winterful day!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
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