Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Variety is the ice of life.
Whatever coats your boat.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
That was thaw-some!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
I only have ice for you!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Icy what you did there!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Skiing is believing!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Can I Alp you?
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
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