What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
That was thaw-some!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Can I Alp you?
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
It was mitten in the stars.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Whatever coats your boat.
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