Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
That was thaw-some!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Can I Alp you?
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Variety is the ice of life.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Whatever coats your boat.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
After all is sled and done.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Skiing is believing!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
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