Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Icy what you did there!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
We've reached the point of snow return.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
It was mitten in the stars.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The weather outside is snow joke.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
How Rudolf you to say that!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
After all is sled and done.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Skiing is believing!
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