Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Skiing is believing!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Can I Alp you?
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Variety is the ice of life.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
It was mitten in the stars.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
It’s a winterful day!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
After all is sled and done.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I only have ice for you!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
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