When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
We've reached the point of snow return.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
After all is sled and done.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Can I Alp you?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
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