Yoda one for me!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I love you dairy much.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
You're acute Valentine.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I sulfur when you argon.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I “lub” you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.