They don’t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore...
They’re real sh** holes.
Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?
It's by Will E. Mayket and Betty Wunt.
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
But they’re a solid number 2.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?
The lavatory.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
It wasn’t my idea to get bidet...
But now I kinda like the little squirt.
A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.
He suffered from turd debris burns.
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody!
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper!
It was a pain in the a**
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back
They did a crap job.
How does a monster flush the toilet?
It doesn't, it scares the living sh** out of it.
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.
I cant use the urinals when there's a person next to me, I get pee-er pressure
What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
"No Sh**".
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
Two flies were sitting on a urinal. Everything was going well between them, until one got pissed.
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed.
If you don't use a bidet...
You're doing a half-a*sed job.
I’ve been going through a lot of sh** lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
How does a napkin sneeze?
Tissue.
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
I was sick and tired of the kids leaving their business in the toilet, so I yelled at them.
They immediately flushed with embarrassment.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the a**.
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
Dereliction of doodie.
I ran out of toilet paper last week, tried the closest thing I could find: the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in...
The Times are really Rough!
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
I overheard some guys talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one says "I prefer to sit down".
Another friend, shocked, says "I though you were a stand-up guy?"
Only a**holes use bidets.
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?
Because it was not agent's toilet.
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