If you don't use a bidet...
You're doing a half-a*sed job.
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
Why did E come out of the bathroom U?
He must've had a vowel movement.
What do you call a man who lives in a bathroom?
Lou.
How would you call a tutle's poo?
Turdle.
Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?
It's by Will E. Mayket and Betty Wunt.
What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
European.
Campground bathrooms are always behind the times.
They're all past tents.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist when they go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
I made a bridge out of Kleenex.
I have truss tissues.
How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?
Multiply.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
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