What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?
A sham poo.
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
If you poop in your sleep...
You have sleep crapnea.
A plumber comes home very upset and yells out to his wife- "honey, you would not believe the bidet I've had."
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
What did the toilet say to the urinal after it was hired?
“Urine!”
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet!
I’ve been having a blast.
Campground bathrooms are always behind the times.
They're all past tents.
Which letters stand in line to the public restroom?
What do you call a bathroom line?
A P,Q.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
"No Sh**".
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody”
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.
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