Every time I flush the toilet...
Sh** goes down
I always hate having to unblock the toilet.
I’m never quite ready to take the plunge.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?
Because it was not agent's toilet.
Why did E come out of the bathroom U?
He must've had a vowel movement.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
Walked into a restroom and saw an "Out of order" sign on a urinal.
It's going to be tough to move all these urinals to get them back in the right order....
I was mad on the toilet this morning since I was running late, and I thought to myself...
I don’t have time for this crap!
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
My family and I like to sleep during the day.
They are my napkin.
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
This s***ty toilet broke down again!
"Which hand do you wipe with?"
""I don't use my hands, I use toilet paper."
How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?
Multiply.
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