Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
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