Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
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