What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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