I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
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