Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
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