I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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