I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
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