Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Water you doing, my friend?
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I beacha miss summer already!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Girls just wanna have sun!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!