What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Girls just wanna have sun!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Water you doing, my friend?
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I beacha miss summer already!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!