Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I beacha miss summer already!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!