What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!