Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Bone to be wild."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Dying to have fun."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Some people have no guts."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.