Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
It was mitten in the stars.
The weather outside is snow joke.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
I beacha miss summer already!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
That was thaw-some!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
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