I only have ice for you!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.