What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Whatever coats your boat.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I like you a latte.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
That was thaw-some!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
It’s a winterful day!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Icy what you did there!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
I beacha miss summer already!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
It was mitten in the stars.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
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