Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
It was mitten in the stars.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I beacha miss summer already!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!