They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
It was mitten in the stars.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
That’s a-may-zing!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
I only have ice for you!
Skiing is believing!
After all is sled and done.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.