In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Icy what you did there!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Water you doing, my friend?
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
We've reached the point of snow return.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
It was mitten in the stars.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Skiing is believing!
That was thaw-some!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
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