How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
That’s a-may-zing!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I beacha miss summer already!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
I'm acorn-y person.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
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