This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Icy what you did there!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Can I Alp you?
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
That’s a-may-zing!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...