For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Variety is the ice of life.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
How Rudolf you to say that!
I beacha miss summer already!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
It was mitten in the stars.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
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