No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
It’s a winterful day!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Water you doing, my friend?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Variety is the ice of life.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Girls just wanna have sun!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Can I Alp you?
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
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