I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I'm acorn-y person.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Icy what you did there!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
It was mitten in the stars.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
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