It’s a winterful day!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Icy what you did there!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Variety is the ice of life.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
The weather outside is snow joke.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
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