What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
I like you a latte.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It’s a winterful day!
That’s a-may-zing!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Don't even chai.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Can I Alp you?
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
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