Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
It’s a winterful day!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
That’s a-may-zing!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Skiing is believing!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Water you doing, my friend?
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
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