Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
After all is sled and done.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Variety is the ice of life.
I like you a latte.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
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