What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Don't even chai.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Water you doing, my friend?
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Icy what you did there!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
I only have ice for you!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
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