Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Skiing is believing!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Fall is a-maize-ing.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Don't even chai.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I only have ice for you!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
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