You’re sledding a fine line there.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Skiing is believing!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Can I Alp you?
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I beacha miss summer already!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
I only have ice for you!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
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