It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
After all is sled and done.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
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