What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Girls just wanna have sun!
It’s a winterful day!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
I like you a latte.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
That was thaw-some!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...