Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Water you doing, my friend?
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I only have ice for you!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
That’s a-may-zing!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I like you a latte.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Variety is the ice of life.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
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