Hey summer, long time no sea!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
That was thaw-some!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
It’s a winterful day!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
That’s a-may-zing!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
We've reached the point of snow return.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
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