Whatever coats your boat.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.