What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
That was thaw-some!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
I'm acorn-y person.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
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