Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Variety is the ice of life.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Girls just wanna have sun!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Don't even chai.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
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