Fall is a-maize-ing.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
That’s a-may-zing!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
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