All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Can I Alp you?
I'm acorn-y person.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
How Rudolf you to say that!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
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