Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
Hitler jokes are rude, Anne Frankly I don't care.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome
But I don't have the Gaul anymore...
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Asked my boy to put the kettle on.
He said, "I don't think it'll fit me"
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? They like to avoid the flush.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
My dad argued with a stove
The conversation really started to heat up
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Why are teapots so expensive?
Because they make you pour!
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
What is the warmest period in the history of the world's climate called?
Climax.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper.
It's an a-ply-ed science.
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