It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly?
An irony board.
The loveliest subject in schools History because it has so many dates.
What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
Q: What do you say when a pharaoh doesn't pay you?
A: Egypted me! (He jipped me)
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
I heard the history teacher got into a fight with the math teacher
He did a real good number in him.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
She wanted a microwave for her birthday...
So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Who succeeded the first President of the United States?
The second one.
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
What do you call a Pharaoh who plays the trumpet? Tootin'khamun.
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?
High tide.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
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