It is no wonder that Thomas Jefferson was thus named, his father was after Jefferdad.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
She grated it.
What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
Doofus was the stupidest of Roman generals.
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
Catherine and Peter performed great in 'Dancing with the Tsar'last night. But Ivan was terrible.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
It's quite bazaar
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
My wife and I agreed for some Roman foreplay
I agreed to be Caesar and my wife was the beautiful Cleopatra
I got stabbed 23 times
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?
IC
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