What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.